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- The jar shows no evidence of your recent occupation.
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- The jar is neither a hotel room nor a transportation system. It has already served its purpose.
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- The jar is as big and heavy as ever.
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- The cook lets out a shout, and…
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- COOK: “Clumsy oaf! Who let you in here?”
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- SECOND COOK: “And that’s the thief who stole one of our roast birds!”
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- COOK: “Have you ever seen such audacity! First she steals food, then she expects a gossip!”
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- COOK: “Have you ever seen such audacity! First he steals food, then he expects a gossip!”
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- (Was that your cue for a strategic withdrawal?)
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- COOK: “Who let you in here? We’ve no time for beggars today!”
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- You’ve already got one in your pack.
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- COOK: “At it again, are you? Just let me get my hands on you—!”
- (Perhaps you should now leave quietly.)
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- INNER VOICE: “I don’t really want to try that here.”
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- You have a clear view of the soot-stained ceiling.
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- Hearing your voice, the cook reaches into the jar—
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- and is baffled at finding nobody there.
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- and hauls you out by the ear.
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- That may not have been the best way of handling things.
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- COOK: “Ah-ha! Here’s our thief again!”
- At a shout from the cook, Palace guards rush in…
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- You emerge from the jar into the hot, smoky kitchen.
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- Since you are wearing the cloak, nobody notices you.
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- Luckily nobody happens to be looking your way.
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- As long as you’re out of sight, you may as well eavesdrop on the cooks for a while.
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- The cooks make up for lost time by working quickly and silently.
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- So long as you’re inside the jar, you can’t really do much except EXIT… or, if you prefer, keep quiet and LISTEN.
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- The cooks are talking about a banquet they’re preparing for the Sultan’s mother, the Begum.
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- FIRST COOK: “Watch how you stir that syrup! Remember what happened to Ahmed.”
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- SECOND COOK: “Was he the one that got turned into a lizard?”
- FIRST COOK: “No, that was Salim. That’s him up on the wall there. Ahmed ended up a grasshopper. Been eaten by the crows by now, I guess.”
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- The cooks’ conversation is interrupted by a new voice.
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- PEDDLER: “New lamps for old! New lamps for old!”
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- FIRST COOK: “Now that’s what I call a bargain! Wasn’t there an old oil lamp lying around somewhere?”
- SECOND COOK: “I think we threw it out.”
- FIRST COOK: “Sorry, friend. Maybe another time.”
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- Good precaution. I don’t think anyone saw you take it.
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- COOK: “Let’s pretend that was prompted by honesty, not cowardice.”
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- The cook is so moved by your honesty that he gives you some food to take away instead.
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- You quietly return the bird to the tray.
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- Oh, don’t be so greedy. Find what you want and take it quietly before the cooks bump into you.
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- … and then, later, you’ll come back for it? I don’t think so.
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- A noble sentiment… but with the cloak getting in your way, you’d end up dropping the bird on the floor and somebody would just step on it.
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- COOK: “Get that smelly thing out of here! We just threw it out.”
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